What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
08.06.2025 01:43
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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Why do some men love sucking cocks?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.